Mark Thomas

“If you're not annoying somebody, you're not really alive.”

“The arms trade is a racket. It's a legalised form of organised crime.”

“I'm a comedian, and I'm an activist. And that's the nice thing about it. I can be a bit of both.”

“Capitalism is just a series of loopholes.”

“We are all members of the awkward squad, we are all in this together.”

“My job is to go out and find the stories and then tell them. And I do that with a certain amount of humour.”

“You should have the right to be offensive.”

“The great thing about being a comedian is that you can get away with saying things that other people can't.”

“The point about democracy is that it is a process. It's not a spectator sport.”

“I think it's important to be mischievous.”

“The thing about the right-wing is that they're not afraid to be right-wing.”