Paul Rodriguez

“I'm not politically correct. I'm just correct.”

“I never thought I would be a comedian. I never thought I would be an actor. I just wanted to get out of the fields.”

“I've been in Hollywood for a long time, and the one thing I've learned is that it's a business. You have to treat it like a business.”

“Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“The only thing I'm afraid of is a life without laughter.”

“I think the best comedy comes from a place of pain. You have to have lived a little bit to be funny.”

“My father said the American Dream was to be able to pay your bills. I've been chasing that dream my whole life.”

“Latinos are the most loyal people. We'll watch a bad movie just because our friend is in it.”

“I'm a Mexican that has to live in the United States. I'm not a Mexican-American. I'm a Mexican.”

“You can't be a comedian if you're not a little bit of a psychologist.”

“Growing up, we didn't have much, but we had a lot of love.”

“You have to be willing to fail. You have to be willing to bomb on stage. That's how you get better.”

“A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a lucky guy.' I'm like, 'No, I'm a hardworking guy, I'm a disciplined guy.'”

“Being a comedian is the greatest job in the world. It's the only job where you're not fired for telling the truth.”

“We are all immigrants, and we all have a story to tell.”

“My job is to find the funny in everyday life. And believe me, there's a lot of it.”

“Humor is a universal language. It breaks down barriers.”