Vivian Stanshall

“English as tuppence, changing yet changeless as canal water, nestling in green nowhere.”

“Cool Britannia, what a shoddy myth.”

“Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not. We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.”

“If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.”

“I don't know what I want, but I want it now.”

“I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I've got speed, I've got everything I need.”

“Good morning. Let's have a look at you. Hmm. Not much to look at. Let's have a listen to you. Hmm. Even less to listen to. But I'm feeling generous. You pass.”

“My pink half of the drainpipe.”

“Legs are for walking, and Jelly Roll Morton.”

“Perhaps it's the colour of the sun cut flat, an' covering the crossroads I'm standing at.”