Willie Nelson

“You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it.”

“Three chords and the truth - that's what a country song is.”

“I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.”

“I'm not a religious person, but I'm a spiritual person.”

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.”

“Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.”

“On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“If you can be happy, you can be sad. The two things go together.”

“My doctor tells me I should start slowing down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.”

“All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?”

“I've outlived my competition. I'm the only one left.”

“As long as I'm breathing, I'm a winner.”

“If you've got the money, honey, I've got the time.”

“Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.”

“You will never find happiness until you stop looking for it.”

“We are the same. There is no difference anywhere in the world. People are people. They laugh, they cry, they love, and they die.”

“I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a time, and keep it at that pace.”

“God has blessed you by giving you a talent, and you're showing your thankfulness to him by using it.”

“I believe that all roads lead to the same place. We're all going to the same place, and it's okay which road you take.”