Divorce Quotes

“I think the fact that I am a product of a divorced family has prevented me from ever getting divorced.”

“I'm a wonderful housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”

“Divorce is like a death. It’s a death of a promise. It’s a death of a dream.”

“Divorce is one of the most stressful things in life. It is a very, very painful process.”

“Divorce is a sort of amputation. You survive, but there's less of you.”

“Liza and I are still friends. There's no animosity.”

“I know all about cheating. I've had two wives.”

“Divorce is a declaration of war.”

“You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it.”

“I got a divorce, and I had to give my husband the house. I had to get a new house, with a new closet.”

“Divorce is a pain. There are no winners. It's a hack job. It's like a surgical operation without an anesthetic.”

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”

“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”

“Divorce is a failure. It's a terrible thing to go through.”

“Divorce is a game played by lawyers.”

“Divorce is a death. It's a death of a relationship, a death of a dream.”

“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”

“Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.”

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”