Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.”

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he is finished.”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“I call everyone 'dahling' because I can't remember their names.”

“What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.”

“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.”

“Macho does not prove mucho.”

“I believe in large families. Every woman should have at least three husbands.”

“To a smart girl, men are no problem - they're the answer.”

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

“Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.”

“A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”

“I tell you, in this world being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.”

“I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girlfriends jealous.”

“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been a wife.”