Men Quotes

“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.”

“The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't chase women, and doesn't exist.”

“A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.”

“The last thing a man wants to do is hurt a woman. But it's on his list.”

“Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like pants. If you find a pair you like, you buy them in every color.”

“As long as you know men are like children, you know everything.”

“The biggest mistake guys make is either doing nothing or doing too much.”

“The first act of violence that patriarchy demands of males is not violence against women. Instead patriarchy demands of all males that they engage in acts of psychic self-mutilation, that they kill off the emotional parts of themselves.”

“Men who want to support women in our struggle for freedom and justice should understand that it is not terrifically important to us that they learn to cry; it is important to us that they stop the murders.”

“Not to be needed is a slow death for a man.”

“Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.”

“Indeed, not all men are so base and so bad as to want to abuse women, for there are some who have a good conscience, and some who are very wise, and some who have a strong love for virtue.”

“The price of clinging to the enemy is your life. To enter into a relationship with a man who has divested himself of his power is to bond with a cripple.”

“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”

“Men are beasts and even beasts don't behave as they do.”

“I like a man who can be a real man. I don't like men who wear makeup.”

“You could have a man who was a classy man, a constant man, a man of integrity, and that was the attraction.”

“I approve of a man who can be a man, as long as he's a gentleman.”

“An amiable handsome man-a man who is not a dandy, a man who is not a flirt-is a man who is a jewel.”

“Men are like dogs... We are simple creatures. We are not real smart, but we are loyal.”