“The old-world charm of everything is intense, and this is the greatest charm of all.”— James Theodore Bent
“Oh, darling, I'm so glad you're here! You know, we're just about to start a new book, and you're the first chapter.”— Patrick Dennis
“Once you get a hook into a woman, you don't have to be a rocket scientist. It's about a feeling.”— Larry Hagman
“Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerd is the ability to insult people without realizing it.”— Nelson DeMille