“What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.”— Martha Beck
“I don't understand people who say they 'love to travel'. Do you love the queues, the delays, the bad food, the screaming children? That's not travel, that's an ordeal.”— Jack Dee
“I'm not a morning person. I don't like mornings. I don't like the word 'morning.' It sounds too much like 'mourning.'”— Kevin Nealon