“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”— Gina Barreca
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”— Cher
“Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!”— Minnie Pearl
“Bloody men are like bloody buses - you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop, two or three others appear.”— Wendy Cope
“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional f**kwits or freeloaders, perverts.”— Helen Fielding
“I've never been on a date. I don't know what to do on a date. I just... I don't want to be on a date.”— Helen Fielding
“I think the best way to get a guy to like you is to be yourself and not be insecure.”— Joely Fisher