Hyperbole Quotes

“I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.”

“I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I sacrifice myself for everyone.”

“I am the most persecuted man in the entire history of the world.”

“In Italy there are no communists, they eat children.”

“I'm so depressed, I've been to the zoo and seen a lion cry.”

“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.”

“I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, dam'd by an earthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly related to the smallpox on the mother's side!”

“This is the E-ticket to hell.”

“If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan.”

“I've been to the Great Wall of China. I've seen the Pyramids of Egypt. I've even seen a grown man satisfy a camel. But I've never seen anything like this.”

“I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted, misrepresented person in the history of the world.”

“I'm the king of the world! On a bed made of crackers!”

“I would run over my own grandmother to get Richard Nixon re-elected.”

“Snow this morning and thunderstorms this afternoon. I've been in Cincinnati 62 years and I've never seen anything like it.”

“They're going to lose by a thousand.”

“In my mind, the re-election of Richard Nixon is as important to this country as the Declaration of Independence or any other historical event I can think of.”

“Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now.”

“I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.”

“Yeah, blow up the damn moon! For America!”

“Unshined shoes are the end of civilization.”