“Linguistics is not about 'correct' or 'incorrect' language use, but about describing how people actually use language.”— David Crystal
“Hypercorrection is the over-application of a perceived rule of grammar or pronunciation in an attempt to appear more formal or educated.”— William Labov
“Human speech is like a cracked cauldron on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, when all the time we are longing to move the stars to pity.”— Ivo Andric
“Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word 'Frisco,' which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor.”— Joshua A. Norton
“Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world.”— Noam Chomsky