69 quotes found for this topic
“I love being on the water, wakesurfing and wakeboarding. I'm not thinking about golf.”
“There's always time for one more pint.”
“It's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got s--- to do.”
“Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors.”
“The spring is the pleasantest time for stolen hours.”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
“Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.”
“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.”