Exercise Quotes

“I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.”

“I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.”

“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”

“I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'”

“I'm not a fan of the gym. I would rather go for a run or a bike ride or a swim.”

“Exercise is a key component, but it's really 80% what you eat and 20% exercise.”

“I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.”

“I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

“Tai Chi is a wonderful way to connect the mind and body.”

“For me, exercise is more than just physical - it's therapeutic.”

“Walking is man's best medicine.”

“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.”

“I'm not a big fan of the gym. I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, so I'm always worried I'm going to get a staph infection.”

“Exercise, to be of any value, must be regular, systematic, and vigorous.”

“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”

“The only way you can hurt the body is not use it.”

“The more you use your body, the more it will want to be used.”

“The hardest part of an exercise program is to begin. Once you are going, you are on your way.”

“I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.”

“Fitness has always been a big part of my life.”