“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”— John Barrymore
“I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.”— John Barrymore
“Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.”— Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
“To be against pornography is not to be against sex. It is to be against a particular industry.”— Andrea Dworkin
“The question of sex is the first of all questions, in God's biological economy.”— Josiah Gilbert Holland
“An intellectual is a man who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”— Mordecai Richler
“If you're not having sex, you're not having a marriage, you're having a friendship.”— Pepper Schwartz
“Sex is a subject of insistent interest to most people, and it has been the occasion of great comedy since the world began.”— Tom Sharpe