Bob Thaves

“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.”

“Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?”

“Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards... and in high heels.”

“If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

“If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.”

“It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.”

“I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.”

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

“Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.”

“The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.”

“I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.”

“I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?”