Carol Leifer

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”

“I always say that I'm a 'Seinfeld' writer with a vagina.”

“I've been a vegetarian for so long, I don't even remember what meat tastes like. I'm not a political vegetarian. I'm a cosmetic vegetarian. I just don't want to be responsible for the death of a beautiful animal.”

“If you're a woman, you're always a woman first, and a comedian second.”

“The whole thing of being in love with a gay man, I mean, it's a rite of passage for every straight woman.”

“I think the best comedy comes from a place of truth.”

“I think when you're a writer, you're a little bit of a voyeur. You're always watching people.”

“When you get to a certain age, you're just glad to be invited to the party.”

“I'm a vegan. I respect the environment and I do my best to spread the importance of such an issue.”