Driving Quotes

“Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now.”

“I am a Latin driver. I need to feel the car, the passion.”

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”

“It's like a kart, a go-kart with a lot of horsepower.”

“I like the slide. I'm not frightened of the car moving around. I find it a challenge.”

“The car is an extension of my body. It’s part of me.”

“The fact is I don't drive just to get from A to B. I enjoy feeling the car's reactions, becoming part of it.”

“The car has a personality. You can get to know it, and it can get to know you.”

“The first thing you do is you get in the car and you set it up. You then learn to drive it.”

“You have to have a certain amount of confidence in your own ability. I think that's true for any driver.”

“A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver.”

“Driving is a great way to get to know a person. You're in a little metal box with them. It's a truth serum.”

“The car is an instrument, and you're playing it.”

“I always believed that you should be in control of the car, not the other way around.”

“My passion is racing... It's what I love to do. I have a passion for it.”

“If God had meant for us to walk, why did he give us feet that fit car pedals?”

“Roadrunner, roadrunner, going faster miles an hour.”

“There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love.”

“My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a ticket in my life for anything that I said.”

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”