Random Quotes

“Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.”

“It's all so random.”

“Nothing, whether deed, word, thought, or text, ever happens in relation, positive or negative, to anything that precedes, follows, or exists elsewhere, but only as a random event...”

“Randomness is the toothpaste of free will.”

“Why is there a watermelon there?”

“Life has no plot. It's just a series of accidents.”

“Nothing, whether deed, word, thought, or text, ever happens in relation, positive or negative, to anything that precedes, follows, or exists elsewhere, but only as a random event whose power... is due to the randomness of its occurrence.”

“Tapiooooca!”

“Arsenal!”

“I have a very large fridge.”

“I'm one of the few people I know who is a certified forklift operator.”

“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”

“Randomness is the new order.”

“I am the number one ninja and I have the best castle in the world.”